Hehe.
Nice picture huh?
It's called "Oral Sex"

Justyn gave me this very interesting site to read when I was bored.
Haha!!
I learnt that Americans have sex 118 times a year.
Below the average of 127.
Wow.
Wait.
There's more.
Eastern Europeans have sex an average 150 times a year.
The countries with the lowest sex frequencies are Sweden (102), Malaysia (100)..
Don't laugh.
.. and Singapore (96)
Laugh now.
Singaporeans really haven no sex life huh?
Too busy working.

Ok.
No wonder Jonathan slimmed down.
Fact: A soccer player can run 10km in one game!
10km is equivalent of runninng acoss 350 basketball courts.
WOW.

Johnny Depp lost his virginity at 13.

The total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all humans on earth!
Ants outnumber us a million to one!
They also can lift weight twice their szie!
If they ever wanted to turn on us, thy could just pick us all up and throw us into the ocean.
Lols!~

Very interesting huh?
Go visit then.
XD
http://www.omg-facts.com/

Trust me.
You won't want to stop reing once you start.
There are plenty of interesting ones.
ALOT which you don't know until you read them.
THANKS JUSTYN!!~

Read and you'll learn.
You learn, and you are alive.
Taken from national geographic channel.
Pork

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My Dad seems to be addicted to the cute caterpillar shampoo commercial..
??!!!!
He says it's really cute.
And gets excited whenever it's on TV.
Lols?
Pork.

Duct tape world~~
Trying to make everything out of duct tape.
Hehe!!~
It's FUN!!~
And STICKY!!~
Cass doesn't have to worry about the sticky part because she got butter fingers.
The tape won't stick to her fingers



I tried making a wallet yesterday and I failed.
Actually I can do it but I gave up.
=P
I did some stuff wrong and the thing doesn't seem quite right.
So I abandoned mission number 1.



Just got a mission just now.
My Mum saw the pockets I made which I stick on my cardbaord.
She asked me to make a A4 size 3 for her.
Wow.
I think I would need to use quite a lot of tapes.



Hmm.
Where can I find colourful duct tapes?
If you know, please contact me.
=)
lamer_yzq@hotmail.com



I wonder if I would get some money if I made her those pockets.
Hehe.
Sorry!!
Despo for money to go shoppin'.
XD

When I get my hands on old cloth I'm going to give them a new life.
EHEHEHEHEHE!!~


(Gotta sudden urge to clear my mailbox.)

GO ECO!!
Be creative!!
Pork.

My sister showed me this yesterday.
AND IT'S FRIGGIN AWWWWWESOME~~~
Pro.
Shuai.



Loves!!~~~
Pork.

Why do I feel so lost and empty suddenly?
It will never be the same again.
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Pork.

Aww~~
Isn't she just plain chio??

Oh oh oh~~

Having class at 5pm later.
-.-
I just pratise today.
AHAHAHAHA.
Don't know what is going to happen later during class.
Ohoho~


Heard from my sister we are going Ngee An City later fo dinner?
I don't know.
My dad say go eat fishy.


Phew.
So glad that everything is back to normal.
Mum say just let it be a little story out of the many that will happen in my life.
=)

Cheered me up many many.
X)
Gonna continue eating my Selegie beancurd.



Photography?
Or music?
Live High.
=)
Pork.

WOW!!~
Went shopping at Far Eastwith my sister today.
THINGS ARE NICE AND CHEAP!!~
OMG.
Justyn..
Far East to me is better than your Topman.
Lols.
No offence Topman fans~!!

Bought 2 high waist pants.
One long one short.
AHA!!~
When I wear these pants I will have to tuck in my shirt allllll the way.
Nice pants they are.
Uh hm.

Went to kinokuniya also.
Was actually trying to find Japanese fashion magazines.
I did found many many magazines.
But all of them are wrapped up by..
Cling wrap??
Those transparent kind.
I keep looking around that section.
All the words on the cover was Japanese.
So I thought for very long and told myself.
"Ok. Let's not buy. I can't read the contents, I don't know which one is the one I want, it's friggin' expensive."
Yup.
That's what I decided.
Then I went to the other section.
Erm..
The one at the corner.
I don't know what section is it.
But it is where chinese language books are at.
The recipes and DIY books section?
So I went to take a look at the DIY books 'cause I'm so dissapointed in myself that I RARELY make DIY stuff like birthday cards and so on to people.
I always see Vivien giving cards to people on special days.
T_T
Then I realise that I don't make people cards.
And if I did, they are not pleasant like Vivien's or Kester's.
Vivien..
You inspired me!!!

So anyway, I was flippin' through those books.
Very interesting.
Thought you how to make paper things.
And some cloth toys.
Lols.
I don't know what are they called.
But I think one of the is called..
Zakka???
I don't know.

So..
Now I have a sudden urge of doing these stuff.
Not sure if it would be a success or not.
But..
I'll try!
XD

AND I FINALLY WENT TO FUNKDECO!!~
Lols.
It's at far east.

Zakka??
Pork.

How I wish I can have a nice voice just like the Sex Ed Talk speaker.
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Eh..
There's no need to read between the lines.
Hehe.
I meant what I meant yo!~
There won't be some hidden meaning behind it.
Haha!~
Like for example I wish my voice was sexy or something like that.
Lols.

Apparently, we had our Sex Ed today.
And the speaker wanted to end the talk with a song.
(Asking guys to be faithful or something like that.)
Haha!!~
But we can't really hear the lyrics.
Just her very very powerful voice.
Wanna know how her voice is like?
Like Corrie May's.
And..
Evanscene's.
I hope I spelled correctly.
Those female deep voices.
Very nice.
XD

At first when we first saw her,
Just was like "Wow. Look at her hair. She looks like she just woke up from.... "
Sorry!!
Others can't say.
Lols.
Leve it to your imagination please.
Hint: What talk does she conduct?

Eating dinner now.
Lols.
My maid used HL milk to cook tonight's curry.
Lols.
Nice one.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!~
First time I sleep call someone today.
Lols.
The other time was I pick up the call when I was half sleeping.
Hehe.
After reading my book, I decided to take a NAP.
All that reading made me tired.
NAP.
NAP.
So I set my phone alarm to 7.51pm.
So that I could wake up at 8 and bath after all that slacking I normally do after I wake up.
My phone did called me up.
But.
Didn't wake me up enough.
So after that, I woke up at..
8.50?
That is because it's too hot for me to continue to sleep soundly.
Just woke up from the heat.
Then I daze for a while..
Then there's this memory that I called Jun An.
But I thought,
How is that possible when I was sleeping all along.
But that wasn't true!!~
So anyway, I heck care and went to bath.
Then I think think think.
Got anot?
Yes yes.
No no.
Maybe.

Then I came out.
On my comp.
Log into MSN.
Click on this person called 'Super Beef'
"Hey. I got call you just now?"
"Yup."
"LOLS. I only had a little bit of memory of it. What did I say."
"Said you just woke up and going bath. Then said a very long byeeeeeeeee."
"LOLS. What time did I called?"
"7.47"
I slept till 9 after that.

How can I always achieve these kind of weird tasks during my sleeps??
I can pick up a phone call, I can call, I can talk, I can sing, I can walk to my parents' room and knock on their door and climc into bed with them, I can give myself muscle cramps, I can drool, I can flip, toss, turn in my sleep.
Yes.
That part on me singing is real.
See.
Dedicated choir member.
Hai~
I hope I don't kill in my sleep when I grow up.
I saw this documentary before.
This guy or woman killed his or her husband/wife in his/her sleep.
But in the end he/she got away with it.
Pleadged innocent.

And how come when I said to myself I would NAP, it become a very sweet long SLEEP.
Normally awaken by the heat.
Then I get very uncomfortable then got bad mode.

GOOD NEWSSA!!!!!!!~
Sorry.
I HAVE to hao lian a bit bit.
47.5 / 50 FOR MY GEOG!!~
WOOOOOOOOO!!~
80 FOR MY E MATHS!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
A maths I almost failed!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~
English I just passed by 5 marks.
Same as A maths.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~


Go choir!~
Bouncy bouncy smack smack.
Circle circle dot dot.
Pork.

Ah la la~
At J.A's house now with two of his friends.
Haha!!~
Actually came here to study~~
But!!~~
Apparently they are playing..
Wait for it..
Wait for it..
Duel masters.
lols.
What era is this?
lols.

Hmm.
But at least i did a few..
Hmm wait.
1 and a half chemistry paper.
Lols.
I mean worksheet.
Hehe.

I felt that I haven't studied much for Midi Year leh. (Fact.)
I feel like going home.. (Fiction.)
To study. (Fact)

Ahhh~~
My class tests marks are making me not to study for MYE!!~
My devil thinking:
"Aiya~~ No need study one la. See!! Your class test do so good liao. Still study for what??!!"
My Angel thinking:
"Nono!! Don't listen to devil ziqi!! MYE is much difficult than those class tests. So you better study. And now. Don't regret after you sit for the tests. There are still a lot of things you don't know."

AAAAAAHHH~~~
What should I do??!!
T_T

Ok..
I got his permission to describe his room.
Lols.
Ok.
I shall start.

It's very cool.
The way his bed and his table are.
Normal people won't put it this way.
And also..

Veryyyyyyyyyyyy boyish.
And kiddish.
But I would say it is more kiddish.
HAHA!!!
Sorry!!~

Boyish is because..
He got a skate board in his room.
A world map in his room.
A catalogue of "Fishes of Asia" on his wall.
A very big screened computer screen.
Nice hi-tech looking CPU.
Lols.
Medals hanging from his cupboard.
A large dragon figurine on his shelf.
And wooden put-together statue of liberty, mammoth (you that ancient elephant? Ya that.), plane.

Kiddish/boy boy-ish/ little boy-ish is because..
He got pokemon books on his shelf.
Mr Midnight!!!! On his shelf..
A book called "BUGS" on his shelf.
Quite a few thin encyclopedias.
LOLS!!~
I just saw this.
A book called.. "My first book of questions and answers about SCIENCE"
Yes.
The word science is capitalised.
Lols.
He got a glass of goli. (Marbles)
A very cute clock on the wall.
A running pinnocio on his door.

Hehe.
And also I saw alot of his pictures when he was young.
Like young-young.
Not teenage young.
Baby and toddler young.
Lols.
Saw his first moments on earth also.

Come and visit!!!
Eunos cresent something something view (I forgot..) Blk 9, #08-2693.
=D
Pork.

Name: Yong Zi Qi
Date: 22/10/95
E-mail: lamer_yzq@hotmail.com
School: Bowen Sec
Dedicated Her Life To:
Bowen Chorale!!